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high five for not being anyones favorite blog
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parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
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look, mom, it’s not MY problem that two people made the most gorgeous man alive. but it is my problem that he’s not in my bed.
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| Friend: | I love ahs |
| Me: | Oh really? |
| Friend: | yeah I love Tate Langdon |
| Me: | i love Evan Peters |
| Friend: | who the fuck is evan? |
| Me: | Get out of my house |
Keyword: Inside. Somebody who looks like the Cheeriest happiest person can stoop so low.